Ed Hose

The Teachings Of The Viral Infection

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On a normal day, you will find my children running amuck. Ogden(in his underpants) may be riding the pit bull, screaming as he lassos the last remaining breakable item in the house.  
He doesn’t scream like an adorable disney kid playing in a manicured yard. ….he screams like intergalactic space wreckage breaking thru the stratosphere . I regularly jolt from my desk to make sure fuselage has not exploded into my living room. I find instead My son has discovered a new range to his falsetto, past eunuch, straight on to heavy machinery failure. The noise is exacerbated by his brother. Having mastered the aerial donkey kick to the face, Kosmo will instigate a war. 
A typical Hose boy war involves the hiding of rocks, or derogatory name calling, or a combo of such like “your rock is stupid”. There will be a drum kit and a bag of croutons involved in the war, possibly a lava mountain and a bucket of slime. Every blanket will make its way to the floor, something wet will be spilled, something sticky will be added and then there will be tears. Nerple, Noogy, Wedgy, Tears…thats the way the day goes.
Unless they are getting sick. Then my boys kinda misbehave.  
When they are ” coming down with something” they put on irrational cranky pants.  Yesterday in the supermarket Kosmo pitched a fit because he wanted to be on the other side of the grocery cart. He slapped his own self in a gesture of rage. So upset he couldn’t even explain himself. Ogden in turn threw a dynamic tantrum, something about apples. But I see what is happening. Those heavy eyelids, pink in the corners, dull parlor….extra hugs, my babies are getting sick. I am exhausted by the arguing but I forgive them. I forgive their bad behaviors on this trip because I know they will fall asleep on the car ride home, I feel the fever coming to the surface of their skin.

And then we are home. An official sick day in my house is the weirdest, quietest sort of eerie. I hear them breathing, but they aren’t saying anything. I force them to eat. They sit at the table in silence. AT THE TABLE IN SILENCE, No hysterical laughing, no plotting to make the dog eat their food, no potty talk, no farting, no burping. They sit in silence and drink their juice.

 They ask politely to be excused, for permission to lay down in the bed. I swear I heard my youngest ask “Might I bother you for a spot of tea?”…My boys when sick are the sweetest saddest lot of blandly perfect mannered beings….and I find myself praying for them to bounce off the walls again.

I try instigating a war myself. ” Hey Ogden, Kosmo says he has more stupid rocks then you do” They both look at me and shrug their shoulders and plod off down the hallway sighing like they have seen it all.

Strep throats, head colds, viral infections, and stomach bugs are interesting rights of passage for a parent. They have taught me much about myself , like..I can handle anything that comes my way, except stomach bugs.

It has also made me think about other people. Obnoxious people. I don’t run into it much, ( I really don’t, I have more technical difficulties then difficulties with personnel)  but I know there are people out there,  that could be described as “assholey”  I think we need to be more forgiving in our judgements, I am going to try this the next time someone rubs me the wrong way.

I have drawn the conclusion that maybe they are just “coming down with something”. The “coming down with something” stage, before you are really sick…that is the pinnacle of crazy.  That is the time my kids are recklessly berserk. So yeah, if I run into someone who seems to be throwing an apple tantrum I don’t understand…..I might take a moment to consider all they may need is a little orange juice and some TLC.

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