Freelance illustrator and designer since 2001.
For brands looking for a different way in.
For seekers of the whimsical, the ridiculous, the poignant.
For those who want to be transported to another dimension for a while.
So you’ve found your way here somehow. Maybe on purpose. Maybe by accident. (That’s usually the best way.) No matter who you are, I welcome you to peruse, collaborate, commission, shop, or just feast until your eyes are full. The ED HOSE illustration buffet is open to all.
I call my signature style Neurotica. Best described as a hyper-detailed whimsical river dance of pen across paper. I draw by hand and then color the images digitally.
I create outrageously fun art to solve any problem. Anything is possible here. Whatever businesses or individuals need for the perfect gift, product development, poster, or idea.
Logo packages, business card design, event postcard or flyer, sticker design, menus, packaging + more!
Personalized artwork that captures stories, worlds, milestones, or corporate concepts with emotional depth and playful detail.
Full-service children’s books or coloring collections: storyboarding, illustrations, layouts, and print-ready files. Collaborate from concept to final proofs.
Custom people and pet portraits that capture so much more than your likeness. Hang it on the wall, gift it, pass it down through the generations.
Illustrated maps, event invitations, giveaways, thank you cards, and other one-of-a-kind commissions. Weddings, tourism boards, unique corporate installs, bring your wildest ideas to vibrant life.
Discover some things I’ve already made. Prints, coloring books, illustrated merchandise — even a few free treasures. Step into my little universe.
If it doesn’t exist yet, I can make it. Weird, whimsical, serious, ridiculous — for brands, projects, or your own curiosity. I like a good challenge.
My work can be found worldwide on walls, logos, mantels, magazines, books, maps, menus, storefronts, murals, and more. Nothing beats hearing how much my clients love it.
My real passion is giving away art for free. Like fundraising posters for Hurricane Helene victims in North Carolina. You know, stuff that makes a difference to the health and healing of humanity. The bummer is, I also have to survive out here. Your subscription to Patreon helps me do just that. Would you consider joining me?
Find answers to common questions about my custom illustrations. Looking for more personal details? Visit the About page for the scoop on all things ED.
Anyone who wants something unique, unexpected, or impossible to copy. Businesses and non-profits looking for a fresh perspective, collectors of the whimsical and ridiculous, people who want a one-of-a-kind portrait, map, or illustrated event. Basically, I love collaborating with anyone who’s up for a little creative adventure.
Obviously it depends on what you want to create, but here’s a rough idea:
Portraits $400+
Illustrated events (maps, invites, etc.) $1,800+
Logo packages $1,200+
I love custom quotes for custom ideas. Reach out!
Is there anything better? I always have a free section in my shop with some downloadable goodies. Enjoy!
Conceptually? Not usually. If it can exist in a drawing or illustration, I’ll tackle it. Medium-wise? Yes. I do dabble in other things, but watercolor is a hard pass. I know my strengths.
A place for stories, drawings, and odd little observations about being human. Meant to be moving. Always entertaining. A reminder we’re in this together.
If you’re thinking about commissioning a piece, collaborating on your brand, or just have a phenomenal dad joke to share, I’d love to hear from you. I live in Brunswick, Georgia, the cutest little coastal town, but work remotely with clients nationwide. Fill out the form, email, or just call me directly for a quick response.
