Dear Dad,
I am writing a blog post on how you can find my blog post. If you can find it, you will be rewarded with the thrill of having found it. Congratulations! Let us begin…
Step 1) Locate your computer.
If does not look like this.
It looks a little bit like this…but do not get confused…this is not your computer. Note..you can not eat the food you see inside your computer…those are just pictures…
Your computer may look something like this. Sit down in front of it.
Step 2)
Turn ON computer…you can do this by whispering sexy things in its ear.
Step 3)
Make sure it is plugged in…into an outlet…DO NOT plug it into an inlet because you do not want the plug to get wet.
Step 4)
Find a certificate proving how smart you are, take it into the bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror, take a deep breath and repeat ” I am smart, I am talented, My daughter is amazing, I can connect to the internet”
Step 5)
Connect to internet and find Google
There is a box for typing stuff. Type ED HOSE BLOG or ED HOSE DRAWING CONCLUSIONS
or DRAWING CONCLUSIONS ED HOSE…….My blog is called ED HOSE: Drawing Conclusions….. This is funny because I am an artist and I draw…and I also conclude a thought at the end of my blog…get it?
Step 6)
I go by the name of ED HOSE..I know this is a sore subject, try not to think about it and instead focus on the charming bouncing baby girl that adds so much richness and pleasure to your life.
Step 7)
Try also not to focus on the graph below depicting my 90 year old grandmothers superior ability to access my blog.
Step 8)
If you get lost along the way…CALL ME. If you dial my number and it changes the channel on your TV…You are doing it wrong
or you could forego the above instruction and simply click on the link below.
http://edhosedrawingconclusions.blogspot.com/
or find yourself on my facebook page and look under the about tab, where there are links to my website and to here…or you can follow me on twitter @edhose where I regularly post links to the blog. You can also sign up for an RSS feed…but i don’t really know what that means.
or find yourself on my facebook page and look under the about tab, where there are links to my website and to here…or you can follow me on twitter @edhose where I regularly post links to the blog. You can also sign up for an RSS feed…but i don’t really know what that means.
Of course, if you are Here..you are already Here.
I have drawn the conclusion that, if I can’t help you find this, there may be no helping you find this.
Good luck!
Good luck!
Love,
ED
